Another deserving Oscar: Best Editing for "The Bourne Ultimatum."  This movie had frenetic action sequences but never lost its heart or its pacing.  And how did "Into the Wild" even get a nomination? I can think of several scenes that could easily have been axed to make that movie better.  Then again, is that on the editor or the director?  Either way, it shouldn't be rewarded with a nomination.

And now, Honorary Oscar Time.  Or, as it's known in most households: time to see who's winning the Oscar pool so far.  And pee.

For those of you not on such a break, answer me this: why do the elder statesmen of Hollywood wear scarves with their tuxedos?  Is there a draft?  Did they arrive via barnstorming aeroplane?